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This is so wrong, it doesn’t even qualify for ghetto fabulous! What in the world is a BENTLEY grill doing on a CHRYSLER 300?! Hahahahah!!! Idk who owns this car (I spotted it in Orlando during my birthday weekend) but that person is a straight up POSER! This is just ridiculous! It’s like drawing a Nike Swoosh onto some Walmart running shoes! No doubt in my mind, that the genius who mismatched this clever ensemble no doubtedly thought he’d be scoring all the hot ladies when they saw him driving this (cough) Bentley…Fool, lol. I’m all for fake things-but not misleading things. Example: Fake Boobs-Awesome! :) Padded Bra-Disappointing :( Teeth Whitening-Lovely :) Dentures-Bad! :( Hair Extensions-Great When Done Right-not you, Britney ;) Wig-Might Scar you for life if ur getting it on with ur girl and u yank that shit off, lol. Moral of the story here is , if you have a Chryser 300 or small breasts or short hair-own it! Those things are all awesome! Either go out and get what you really want or learn to like what you have! :) (Sorry but if you’re teeth are wicked fucked up…better just fix em;) )

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