Yah…so being raised VERY, VERY, VERY sheltered in a strict Mormon family in Iowa, I never really had any Barbies. Barbies were vain and I would become vain if I obsessively played with and collected them…well, son of a bitch, look at me now, parental units! Lol-I’ve kind of become my own real life size Barbie Doll and I make a living dressing up, undressing, and playing with my (anatomically correct) non-Mattel made parts Anyway, it dawned on me that I no longer live with my parents and since I’ve been on my own and had my own rules, house and money that I could do or buy whatever the hoinky doink I friggin feel like! (That’s Mormon slang for obscenities). So I drove myself to Target and purchased myself a Blonde Barbie-aka Me-a Brunette Barbie-aka my Bestie, Aurora Stone-and a Ken Doll. I can’t believe you can buy a Barbie Doll for $4.77 these days! Especially since the ONE that I did own and sneakily stashed into the grocery cart at Kmart when I was seven and my mother was pre-occupied with my little sisters and brother, was a whopping $25! (Thanks, Mama) I don’t think of these as JUST kid’s toys. I like to think of them as Webcam Model Action Figures! Haha-and Ken’s a kinky bastard. That’s all I have to say about male models, lol