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Fuck Me…

ember — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 18:39:58 +0000

Titty Cake and Penis Brownies :)

ember — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:04:22 +0000

Oh my, my…the Shenanigans I get myself into, lol. I made some pervert deserts for one of my Member Shows and decorated them with Tig’O'Bitties and Franks’n'Beans Ha ha ha. Since I don’t eat sugar, I had to pawn the cakes off on my neighbors-AFTER I transformed them into PG rated edibles;)

Horny? Shorty?

ember — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 14:47:43 +0000

Either way…it’s on Clearance for a reason. Anyone want a pimp cup that reads “Horty?” Lol

This is just so wrong…

ember — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 14:37:08 +0000

This is so wrong, it doesn’t even qualify for ghetto fabulous! What in the world is a BENTLEY grill doing on a CHRYSLER 300?! Hahahahah!!! Idk who owns this car (I spotted it in Orlando during my birthday weekend) but that person is a straight up POSER! This is just ridiculous! It’s like drawing a Nike Swoosh onto some Walmart running shoes! No doubt in my mind, that the genius who mismatched this clever ensemble no doubtedly thought he’d be scoring all the hot ladies when they saw him driving this (cough) Bentley…Fool, lol. I’m all for fake things-but not misleading things. Example: Fake Boobs-Awesome! Padded Bra-Disappointing Teeth Whitening-Lovely Dentures-Bad! Hair Extensions-Great When Done Right-not you, Britney Wig-Might Scar you for life if ur getting it on with ur girl and u yank that shit off, lol. Moral of the story here is , if you have a Chryser 300 or small breasts or short hair-own it! Those things are all awesome! Either go out and get what you really want or learn to like what you have! (Sorry but if you’re teeth are wicked fucked up…better just fix em;) )

Totally Contradictory…but Yummy Goodness:)

ember — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 13:20:58 +0000

Just wondering why in the world my “One” a Day gummy vitamins directs me to take “Two” a Day. I’m not complaining, I mean they taste good and all…but isn’t their brand name a bit contradictory with their daily instructions? I wonder, was it impossible to combine two of these tiny gummies into one larger one so that the brand name doesn’t seem so asnine? Just something that makes my mind wonder and wander every single day I take (two of) my vitamin

Stripper Glitter ;)

ember — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 13:03:33 +0000

I love shiny, glittery things, but I make it a point not to look like a hooker in public;) But I do like to whore it up on cam sometimes and I thought, “What better way to do so than some skanky silver stripper glitter?”. Lol Actually, I think it turned out kind of romantic and maybe a little sci-fi-ish. Whatever the case, it was sexy as hell Ding, ding, ding-Winner, winner, chicken dinner Lol I have naturally green eyes and I used NYC eye candy from Sephora in case any chica’s wanted know how to get their hands on some “stripper angel” eyes too;)

Blonde Birth Control

ember — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 04:46:35 +0000

This is apparently what the birth control of a “dumb blonde” looks like, lol. Woopsie-I threw out the day of the week stickers and had to crudely improvise…hahha

Boobieliciousness!

ember — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 00:04:50 +0000

Whenever I wear this top out, I get compliments from both women and men:) Compliments from females are AWESOME!!! It’s a classy, sexy top and I like watching guy’s eyes drift from my face to my tattas…Hehehe

Double Trouble! Vicky Vette and I get Naughty in her Corvette!

ember — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 21:36:19 +0000

First of all, let me start off by saying that I ADORE Vicky She’s a very cool gal and anybody who has ever met her knows that she is real, honest, fun and thank you jesus-unlike a lot of girls-she is non-drama…which I LOVE! She is smokin’ hot and I love when I get to visit her, I consider her close like family…in a non incestual way, of course-lol. Here’s a few pics of us getting hot and bothered in her sweet black Corvette. We put on some stunning tight, black, leather outfits and got to what girls hot like us do best…SHOW OFF FOR THE CAMERAS!!! View the view kinky girl girl action in my Members Only area. See ya there, Emberbators Let the wanking commence!!!

I’m On The Hunt…

ember — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:59:12 +0000

I’m on the hunt for a VERY gently used-like under 40,000 miles-Triple White Convertible Volkswagon New Beetle Bug. There were only 3,000 of these made and I am in LOVE with it’s cuteness! It has heated and cooled setas-which are an awesome WHITE-my best “shade”…Irina says white isn’t a damned color, it is a shade…lol. Okay, whatever it is, I freakin’ love it and I need a new car. I’m looking for one of these very reasonably priced autombiles to take me and my Bestie to the beach in It’s super cute, has turbo and did I mention it’s CUTE?! I live in Cape Coral, FL and I’ve been hunting for one of these for a little while now. Hard top just simply will NOT do, since the whole point is to look like a real live Barbie Doll with the top down and nice days..which there are approximately 300 a year here where I live I hope I can find one soon, so I can deck it out with some Ember Reigns styling and HIT THE BEACH! Whoo Hoo! Vroom, vrooooom!! Beep Beep! (Warning…I occassionally flash truck drivers. True Story:) ).