Oh my, my…the Shenanigans I get myself into, lol. I made some pervert deserts for one of my Member Shows and decorated them with Tig’O'Bitties and Franks’n'Beans Ha ha ha. Since I don’t eat sugar, I had to pawn the cakes off on my neighbors-AFTER I transformed them into PG rated edibles;)

Either way…it’s on Clearance for a reason. Anyone want a pimp cup that reads “Horty?” Lol

This is so wrong, it doesn’t even qualify for ghetto fabulous! What in the world is a BENTLEY grill doing on a CHRYSLER 300?! Hahahahah!!! Idk who owns this car (I spotted it in Orlando during my birthday weekend) but that person is a straight up POSER! This is just ridiculous! It’s like drawing a Nike Swoosh onto some Walmart running shoes! No doubt in my mind, that the genius who mismatched this clever ensemble no doubtedly thought he’d be scoring all the hot ladies when they saw him driving this (cough) Bentley…Fool, lol. I’m all for fake things-but not misleading things. Example: Fake Boobs-Awesome! Padded Bra-Disappointing Teeth Whitening-Lovely Dentures-Bad! Hair Extensions-Great When Done Right-not you, Britney Wig-Might Scar you for life if ur getting it on with ur girl and u yank that shit off, lol. Moral of the story here is , if you have a Chryser 300 or small breasts or short hair-own it! Those things are all awesome! Either go out and get what you really want or learn to like what you have! (Sorry but if you’re teeth are wicked fucked up…better just fix em;) )

Just wondering why in the world my “One” a Day gummy vitamins directs me to take “Two” a Day. I’m not complaining, I mean they taste good and all…but isn’t their brand name a bit contradictory with their daily instructions? I wonder, was it impossible to combine two of these tiny gummies into one larger one so that the brand name doesn’t seem so asnine? Just something that makes my mind wonder and wander every single day I take (two of) my vitamin

I love shiny, glittery things, but I make it a point not to look like a hooker in public;) But I do like to whore it up on cam sometimes and I thought, “What better way to do so than some skanky silver stripper glitter?”. Lol Actually, I think it turned out kind of romantic and maybe a little sci-fi-ish. Whatever the case, it was sexy as hell Ding, ding, ding-Winner, winner, chicken dinner Lol I have naturally green eyes and I used NYC eye candy from Sephora in case any chica’s wanted know how to get their hands on some “stripper angel” eyes too;)